Corporate Advisor Gifts

"Legal advises finger-pointing."

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

"All power to the board of directors!"

'We've got trouble, Henderson - Your people got with my people and decided they didn't need us.'

'To get ahead in business, you can't lose your head. Pun intended.'

Management Consultant

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

'Let's not go by the book.'

Killer Executive Suits.

'That's our mission statement.'

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."