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"Miss Anderson, my ball just rolled under the door."

"Money may not make me happy, but I'd like to give it a chance."

"I don't make the rules around here. I just enshrine them."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

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'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

"I don't know whether your tired, anxious, nervous, or whatever. But it looks like a clear case of performance anxiety."

'What we need is a decision, not more foot-dragging.'

But under a different accounting convention ...

'Hawaii can wait. These reports cannot.'

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

'Kroogshank, why do I think that you try to hide from responsibility?'

'This is the latest management structure...It'll help you see where you fit in...'

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

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'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

'I do good work... unfortunately, I don't do it here.'

Man reading 'How not to get caught.'

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

When you talk about my debt to society, I thought that only referred to criminals.

'All of your references say you play well with others, but there's nothing in here about you actually doing any work.'