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"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?"

"It's all gone to hell."

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

'IN' tray and 'IN FIGHTING' tray

'Things are pretty crazy right now. Let me get back to you.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

"Uh-Oh..."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Stubborn Horse

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

Signs of Stress

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

'First, I want to apologize for calling this meeting on such short notice.'

A dream of consequence

Yin and Yang VPs.

Amega Inc: Established 1991, incorporated 2003, paperless 2008, faceless 2010.

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'