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'He asked for a raise.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'Let's not go by the book.'

"Staff support"

Killer Executive Suits.

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."