Corporate Careerist Mugs

'He asked for a raise.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'Let's not go by the book.'

Killer Executive Suits.

"Staff support"

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'