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My brilliant career

"Has anyone mentioned that you're management now, …… You don't get overtime."

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

Football player taking the ball home.

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

"I think I've been spending too much time here at work. When I went home last night my wife didn't recognize me and had me arrested for trespassing."

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

'Of course you can make a great career here! Look at me - when I started working, I was just called 'dude'. Now, only 25 years later, they call me 'MISTER dude'!'

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

'I see you hold degrees in both medicine and law - But tell me, Henderson; do use these powers for good or for evil?'

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

Arcade Game Baseball.

'Big advantage!!'

'W e e e l l . . . my mum says I'm good at testing the patience of saints'

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

You are more than your job description.

'You don't have much of a work history, do you, Mr. Laren?'

'He asked for a raise.'

Rock, paper, scissors

'You're not quite what we had in mind.'

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

"I love my job!"

"Tech CEO, community leader, mother of two – she's both inspiring and demoralizing."