Corporate Anniversary Gifts

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'That went well.'

'But before we move on, allow me to belabor the point even further...'

Three office doors: 'Idea People,' 'Make It Happen People,' and 'Make it Like This Never Happened People.'

'I used to lead by example, but it was too much work.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'That's our mission statement.'

'I second the motion that we keep a low profile.'

"Meanwhile, obsessing about productivity is way up."

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'I can live with you not wanting to push the envelope, but your refusal to think outside the box...'

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

'So that's three 'yes' and two 'no' and one 'maybe yes maybe no'.'

Technology - Not High Tech, Not Low Tech, But Just the Right Tech.

'I agree, let's increase the dividend instead.'

"Now at this point reality intruded."

'Thanks to our exensive cost-cutting efforts, we managed to turn a profit.'

"My firm has scrutinised your accounts and determined you could save a fortune by the sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!"

It turns out people aren't buying our product because it's stupid.

"How does this sound: 'Single, nearly solvent company seeks relationship with like-minded, prosperous multinational.'"

'I love the sense of teamwork.'

'Before we starnt, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

'The first order of business is the problem of absenteeism.'

'Then the meeting was adjourned because a squirrel ran past the window.'

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

'This merger isn't going to work!'

'Now this is my kind of green!'

'You gotta admit, these meetings are more exciting since Ed developed the Pyro Power Point Presentation!'