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The Cornucopia Trap

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

Cornucopia of cornucopias.

Cornucopia has cornucopias in it

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Entomology Reference

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

Corn Lizard

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

Cafe offers corn several ways.

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"If you love me you'd eat all the coconut ones I don't like."

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'Why do I always get stuck with the inventory?'

"You're getting too much fiber."

Oxymorons

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

Scarecrow

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

"Mom!!"

Diversity...

Your library book is overdue.

'It's a wonderful find, and yet there's something suspicious about it.'

Street Sales

People putting their grocery shopping into shopping carts that are cornucopias.

'The sugar chest is original but the contents are artificial.'

'A cocoon? Boy, he is having a mid-life crisis!'

'This is my 7,623rd cappuccino to date.'

"THIS is the cup of a Carpenter."

'Museums are a lot like flea markets...except nothing's for sale.'

"We got him through a grassroots recruitment scheme..."