Cornucopia Collector Gifts

The Cornucopia Trap

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

Cornucopia of cornucopias.

Cornucopia has cornucopias in it

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Entomology Reference

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

Corn Lizard

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

Cafe offers corn several ways.

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

"If you love me you'd eat all the coconut ones I don't like."

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'Why do I always get stuck with the inventory?'

Scarecrow

"You're getting too much fiber."

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

Oxymorons

"Mom!!"

Diversity...

Your library book is overdue.

'It's a wonderful find, and yet there's something suspicious about it.'

"Charles, you have some corn stuck in your teeth."

'This is my 7,623rd cappuccino to date.'

People putting their grocery shopping into shopping carts that are cornucopias.

"THIS is the cup of a Carpenter."

'The sugar chest is original but the contents are artificial.'

'A cocoon? Boy, he is having a mid-life crisis!'

Street Sales

'Museums are a lot like flea markets...except nothing's for sale.'