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"Don't rush me! There's a very delicate line between good kitsch and junky tchotchkes."

Two Ladies Discussing a Table

"You're on a what?!"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Posh Easter Egg

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

Entomology Reference

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

Over-reaction Man.

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Museum of dog memorabilia

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

"What time is it when the hands are like this?"

Victorian Secret

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

"I'll take it."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Antiques/Collectible/Bric-A-Brac/Garbage.