Corn Farmer Gifts

Drought ruined corn crop.

US moonshine liquor is now ethanol.

"Honey - there was nothing you could do - it got real hot and the corn field just popped..."

baby sweetcorn...

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"Can you keep a secret?"

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

The Rural Bidet...

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

Cafe offers corn several ways.

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

Corn Price Denialism

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

Corn Lizard

"I know you're thinking it. Don't say it!"

'I told you that if we grew to high our ears would pop.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

The Mythical Unicorn.

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

"Actually, these are more valuable than the golden ones now."

Corn Aliens