Corn Farmer Gifts

Drought ruined corn crop.

US moonshine liquor is now ethanol.

"Honey - there was nothing you could do - it got real hot and the corn field just popped..."

baby sweetcorn...

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"Can you keep a secret?"

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

The Rural Bidet...

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

"I know you're thinking it. Don't say it!"

Corn Lizard

Cafe offers corn several ways.

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

The Mythical Unicorn.

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

Corn Aliens

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

Maize

"Actually, these are more valuable than the golden ones now."

'Take this and use it to make really dumb jokes.'