Cork-seeking Escapades T-Shirts

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

true love.

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

Red Wine

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

Wino Appreciation Group

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

"This wine is CORKED!"

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

'Would Sir like to smell the screw-top?'

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

Wine-tasting Tour.

'Genuine Venutian Bistro.'

"It's okay mate, I only need the cork from your bottle."

"This cheap wine doesn't have a cork to smell, but the label is scratch and sniff."

Larry Was Into Fine Wines.

'You said you wanted a book on how to enjoy wine. This is the only 'book' you need.'

Shall I draw a cork for us?

"Daddy has to clear his head for a few minutes before he can deal with 'Babar'."

"Are you really sure we're supposed to give points for sound?"

BOOZE & SNOOZE: 'It's a bed and breakfast with a liquor license.'

"I just read it takes 10,000 hours to become an expert on a given subject. Janet, start the clock and bring me a glass."