Corduroy Fan Gifts

Retirement Presentation - Instead of a gold watch, can I have a corduroy leisure suit?

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Santa Dog

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Kobe Bryant

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

Animal immigration

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

Curling Rocks!

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

'No pressure, Louie!!'

Cunning Crocodile.

"Hand on a minute! Wipe your feet before you step into my mouth will you!?"

An Australian man with flying platypi on the wall (instead of flying ducks).

I love coloured tights

Red Kangaroo

"All these drawings you do that she sticks on the fridge door - what are you getting out of it?"

"And I thought I was sappy."

"A happy, laughing cow."

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

'Before you say anything, Hank, the pet store was having a buy-one-get-one-free day.'

A Reasonable Time to Give Your Travel Agent a Call

"I thought something was funny on our wedding night, I took off my dress, and he put it on."

I'm done cleaning your teeth, but it's been awhile since your last x-ray.

"Nice abs."