Corduroy Fan Pillows

Retirement Presentation - Instead of a gold watch, can I have a corduroy leisure suit?

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Santa Dog

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Kobe Bryant

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

Curling Rocks!

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

'No pressure, Louie!!'

Cunning Crocodile.

"Hand on a minute! Wipe your feet before you step into my mouth will you!?"

"All these drawings you do that she sticks on the fridge door - what are you getting out of it?"

An Australian man with flying platypi on the wall (instead of flying ducks).

Red Kangaroo

I love coloured tights

"A happy, laughing cow."

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

"I thought something was funny on our wedding night, I took off my dress, and he put it on."

'Before you say anything, Hank, the pet store was having a buy-one-get-one-free day.'

A Reasonable Time to Give Your Travel Agent a Call

"Nice abs."

People at a meeting passing around cotton wool for their ears.