Copycat Conqueror T-Shirts

Art Theft

Rage.

Keeping warm.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

A guide to seasons in the North East

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Crop duster wanted.

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

'I am not a robot.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

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