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Jerry was such a copycat.

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My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

You're the olive in my martini

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'Do you come here often?'

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"Is that neat whisky?"

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

"Hey—no cheating!"

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

"Wait. Let it breathe."

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

Prince longed for the good old days when dogs were dogs.

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'

'I never know what to do with my hooves at a party.'

"You'll love Alex. He's got a lovely sense of humour."

"What do I bring to the company? I'm relentlessly cheerful and able to handle pressure."

Alexa and Siri girl talk.

"...and wagging your tail isn't going to get you off the hook."

Randy, if you could be ANY superhero, which one would you be? I'd be Randy-Man. He came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. He's slower than a speeding bullet, because he takes his time in all things. He can change the course of a lady's evening with a single smile. I don't think The Avengers would have much use for Randy-Man.

'She dialed a wrong number and she and the other lady have been having fun ever since.'

Hunger mood warning system: Women vs. Men

Joe's Tattoo Parlour

"Call the boat, the beards are ready."

"My company uses a copycat strategy."