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Jerry was such a copycat.

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You're the olive in my martini

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'Do you come here often?'

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"Is that neat whisky?"

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

"Hey—no cheating!"

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

Prince longed for the good old days when dogs were dogs.

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'

'I never know what to do with my hooves at a party.'

"You'll love Alex. He's got a lovely sense of humour."

"What do I bring to the company? I'm relentlessly cheerful and able to handle pressure."

"...and wagging your tail isn't going to get you off the hook."

'She dialed a wrong number and she and the other lady have been having fun ever since.'

Joe's Tattoo Parlour

"Call the boat, the beards are ready."

"My company uses a copycat strategy."

Hunger mood warning system: Women vs. Men

'I'm not very good at chatting up beautiful women so I'm trying my hand with ordinary ones.'