Cops And Creatures Lover Pillows

'This is going to end poorly!'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

"Then I tried the move from business casual to white collar crime."

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

Life in the Fast Lane.

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

Man sees his double in ID parade. Policeman says: 'Please indicate which of these men stole your identity.'

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

"If you can prove my innocence to the court, I'll give you half of my cut, from the bank job."

'He's working undercover to find out 'what up' with youth gangs.'

"Why do I always have to play the pirates?"

"Where were you five minutes ago when someone was stealing my getaway car?"

"She's very affectionate!"

"Oh. The store is closed?"

WARNING! Armed Response.

Early Profiling

Pygmy giant squid

"It would appear that the fraudster you released last week should have been his cell mate!"

"I'm with the Freud squad."

Man grabbed by sea creature from the television.

'Either he really likes you, or you're under arrest.'

'The main difference between small animal surgery and large animal surgery...'

'Sequence my genome? They don't even know I exist.'

"If I trip over something, it takes a minute for me to fall down!"

"Are we sharing?"

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