"My wife thinks I'm out looking for a job..."
Coping With Unemployment Gifts
Looking for a way to encourage or comfort someone navigating unemployment? Our collection offers funny, heartfelt, and inspiring products that acknowledge their journey, boost morale, and remind them they're not alone.
'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'
'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'
"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."
'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'
"Victims of out-sorcery."
He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.
41 Rounds of Layoffs Survived
'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'
'The good news is we're not laying you off. The bad news is we want you to take a 20-year lunch break without pay.'
"I'm sorry, Davis, but your face no longer fits."
'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'
"Well, YOU tell personnel you need every winter off and see if you get a job!"
America's Biggest Export...
"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."
Social security.
Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.
"The good news is that I'm still here after the boss cut our department by 33 percent."
"You're the only one in this department who has survived the staff cuts. I can only advise you to do your job well, otherwise I'll have to fire you too, got that?"
"Right now, I'm between naps."
'Let's enrol on the last one. We've more chance of getting a job doing that these days.'
A Temporary One Day A Year Job Is Not Enough, I Want A Permanent Job!
"I'm about as mainstream as you can get. I go to church, I'm all for the family, I hate Saddam Hussein, and I'm unemployed."
"I want to get him something for Christmas he's never had before."
corporate scapegoat to sacrifical lamb
"Jobbymoons" For The Rest of Us
'Lost my job, house repossessed, but at least I've still got you.'
Unemployment Math
The Joys of Retraining
Quit Hogging the Job
"Seems like we're always the first to get the blame when crime rises."
'Oh, I'm unemployed -- but it's not as exciting as it sounds.'
Inflate a job!
Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.
"Ebenezer, you will be visited by an unemployed worker, a part-time, low-wage McDonald's employee and a disgruntled walmart staffer."
Coping With Unemployment Gifts Collection
Coping With Unemployment Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for those overcoming unemployment—humorous, inspiring, and crafted to brighten their day.
Coping With Unemployment Pillows
Check out cozy pillows with motivating messages or funny quotes perfect for a comforting space during tough times.
Coping With Unemployment Prints
Browse inspiring prints that remind someone they are resilient and not alone—ideal for personal spaces or work areas.
Coping With Unemployment T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that offer encouragement and wit—great for anyone navigating the ups and downs of unemployment.