Coordination Master Gifts

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

The Coordination Committee meets. . .

'Why am I feeling like this..?'

"No, your other, other, other, other, other, other, other left."

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."

Ruff! Ruff!

"I have to commend you for your ability to focus."

"Anything you can do, I can do better...unless it's cleaning up your room!"

Walk the dog.

Gymnast.

"Darling, I realised that you didn't like your dinner by the third sheet."

'All right, guys, let's take a little break then give it another try...'

My first name is 'sit' and my last name is 'stay'.'

Joe and Joe, synchronized thinkers.

'Hey! Get in step back there!'

Neil liked to co-ordinate his outfits with his soft furnishings.

'Strength and speed are useful, son, but coordination is crucial!'

'You haven't spoken to me in weeks!' 'I didn't want to interrupt you!'

"Nice finish everyone. Let's just bow in place because I think we are stuck."

"OK, one more time, let's go through the pre-hibernation checklist..."

'Not everyone gets a chance to write their wrongs.'

Focus on the important stuff...

Bridging the Gap

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"Would you care to join the 'American association of dead people'?"