Coordinating Gifts

The Coordination Committee meets. . .

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Inclusive speech

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

How Amazon was invented

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Monk Prompt

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

Conference Pears

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

'God does not call the qualified. He koala-fies the called.'

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

'And in conclusion.'

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...