Cool Career Visionary T-Shirts

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

I need to set upmy own company.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

DACA

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"