Cool Career Visionary T-Shirts

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

I need to set upmy own company.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

DACA

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

'I just invented business!'

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