Cooking Funatics Gifts

Chef admires a couple of eggs.

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

Sausages.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

Chef copy robot

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

Disaster in the kitchen.

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

Cafe offers corn several ways.

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

'It might be a satanic cult: Not only did they chop his head off, they're stuffing his body with bread now...'

Dog reaching over top of counter to steal cookies.

'Holiday insanity helpline.'

"You're overfeeding that baby."

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

"I sympathize. It's weird for me too."

"Which cooking competition show did you get your training from?"

'Grate two hundred grammes of cheddar cheese...' - 'Uh-oh.' - 'Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...' - 'Cheese gives me nightmares.' - 'Argh!!! No!!! Make it stop!! I can't take the pain!! No!! Arghhhh!!!'

'If he's good, let him have a - I'll spell it - K ... F ... C ...'

'Whoa! I guess we shouldn't have eaten those bean burritos before leaving the workshop!'

Library Books.

'Keep complaining about my meals and you can fry your own salad!'

'Dearest, do you smell something not burning?'

The Chef's Missing Tooth

Chinese noodles.

Folly Family - Strip 1

Ainsley Harriott: "..Then add the nuts!"

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

'Today I discover fire, tonight she burns dinner.'