Cooking Funatics Mugs

Chef admires a couple of eggs.

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

Sausages.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

Chef copy robot

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

Disaster in the kitchen.

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

Cafe offers corn several ways.

'It might be a satanic cult: Not only did they chop his head off, they're stuffing his body with bread now...'

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

Dog reaching over top of counter to steal cookies.

'Holiday insanity helpline.'

'Grate two hundred grammes of cheddar cheese...' - 'Uh-oh.' - 'Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...' - 'Cheese gives me nightmares.' - 'Argh!!! No!!! Make it stop!! I can't take the pain!! No!! Arghhhh!!!'

"I sympathize. It's weird for me too."

"You're overfeeding that baby."

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

"Which cooking competition show did you get your training from?"

'Whoa! I guess we shouldn't have eaten those bean burritos before leaving the workshop!'

Library Books.

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

Ainsley Harriott: "..Then add the nuts!"

Chinese noodles.

The Chef's Missing Tooth

'Dearest, do you smell something not burning?'

'Keep complaining about my meals and you can fry your own salad!'

Folly Family - Strip 1

'Today I discover fire, tonight she burns dinner.'

Escaping Egg