Cooking Fanatic Mugs

Library Books.

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

Counting ribs

Domestic Goddess.

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Needs salt!'

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Benihana style of cooking.

Ice Cream Dreams.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Harsh Mellows.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Kitchen Kapers

Important Food Groups

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

The Streets - Night

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Burnt or Raw?

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."