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"Tell them their pasta prima vera will be slightly delayed."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Counting ribs

Domestic Goddess.

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Baker Romance

'I was in the catering corps.'

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

The Perfect Foil

Feast

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Room for dessert, folks?"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

Cookery Lesson.

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'