Cooking Calamity Champion Pillows

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Leak Soup. No, it's not a misspelling. The roof dripped into the casserole.

Too much cilantro

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

Roasted

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Disaster in the kitchen.

Bake off: Flan B

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

"I'm here to fix the lasagne."

'All our food is locally sourced.'

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

"What are you looking up, recipes for disaster?"

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

'3 hamburgers, 2 servings of fries, 1 vanilla shake...'

'That's weird. All this fortune cookie says is 'look out!''

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

"Honey, dinner's ready! I just have to find it."

'That new recipe didn't quite work out. Do you fancy popping down to the chippy?'

Honey, come eat your oatmeal before it sets!

Sandwich Fail

Smoke gets in your eyes.

'Don't worry, it's all dark meat.'

"The shrimp alfredo you made a few weeks ago?"

All sizzle and no roast

"The recipe said to stand in hot water for ten minutes."

Fire In Restaurant

'Dinner will be a little late -- I was overcome by the fumes.'

"Prob-lo-Matic"

'We'll have to eat out tonight - the meatloaf turned on me.'