Cookie Boycott Advocate Gifts

Jane Chastain

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"Ninja bread men"

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"The cookies are always stale."

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'They got me for trespassing, grand theft cookie and trafficking Xboxes across state lines.'

The smoking Gun

M.D. Robotics. Oil. Stop downloading so many cookies.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

I feel like I'm starting to hate everyone, doc. Dr. Noodle. I hate the stranger who shook his head in disgust at me when he saw I was in an interracial relationship. I hate the lady who cut me off in traffic and almost ran me off the road this morning. I hate the dentist who convinced me I needed a $350 mouth guard when I could've bought one just as good for $25 at Target. I hate the girl scout who sold me six disgusting boxes of ten-year-old Samoa cookies. That's ... ten? I hate myself for not

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

'These fortune cookies are outdated. They quote Greenspan instead of Bernanke.'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

Office Smoking Conflict

Day by day: poison gas attacks on European children!

"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

'Cigarette?'

The real cause of forest fires

The Dangers of Passive Smoking