Cookie Boycott Advocate Prints

Jane Chastain

"Ninja bread men"

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"The cookies are always stale."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

The smoking Gun

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'These fortune cookies are outdated. They quote Greenspan instead of Bernanke.'

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

Office Smoking Conflict

'Cigarette?'

'These are Trans-Fat free, right?'

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

The real cause of forest fires

'Kevin's Mom makes wonderful cookies. Let's go over to Eddie's house. His Mom makes wonderful lemonade.'

"You're fired, Pembroke. We're turning the office into a smoke-free environment."