Conversational Mermaid Pillows

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Mermaid Art

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Fishy tail.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

"The source of all those mystery tweets."

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

'I wish somebody would say something.'

'...You know bestiality is illegal.'

"Half and half?"

"We're getting along swimmingly!"

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

"You were right. It's a mess."

Man takes mermaid to vet.

'Judging by all the barnacles on you, I think you may have spent a little too much time down there.'