Convention Planner Pillows

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Inclusive speech

Create some buzz!

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

A day at the races

Networking

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

A man washing a mascot costume

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Canape?

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

The Streets - Night

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Trade Show Sherpas

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Pearly King and Queen

A Woman Holding Canapes

Scottish party