Controversy Stirrer Pillows

Setting fire to the US flag

"You're fired."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

Tesla Shares Tanking Into Swastika

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

It doesn't exist in Iran.

Sunset

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

LEV Trump

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

Donald Trump

'The following program contains original ideas of an educational nature and may not be suitable for all viewers. Discretion is advised.'

Social network site runs into trouble.

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."

'I'm from a sexual abstinence pro-imperialism advocacy group.'

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

"Something pickled this way comes!"

'I think I'll write it up for 'The Journal of Controversial Research'.'

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."