Controversy Stirrer Pillows

Setting fire to the US flag

"You're fired."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

All Danish Mohammed Cartoons, All the Time!

Tesla Shares Tanking Into Swastika

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

It doesn't exist in Iran.

Sunset

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

Donald Trump

Social network site runs into trouble.

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

'The following program contains original ideas of an educational nature and may not be suitable for all viewers. Discretion is advised.'

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

LEV Trump

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

'I'm from a sexual abstinence pro-imperialism advocacy group.'

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

'I think I'll write it up for 'The Journal of Controversial Research'.'

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

Michael Moore

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."