Controversy Devotee Gifts

"Anyone can hate, Mr. Brookings, but can your gare fill a book?"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

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USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

2016 election squabbles!

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

"Don't forget - I was manipulating the will of the people before manipulating the will of the people was cool."

"Have you noticed that the people who want to ban a film are the ones who wouldn't want to see it?"

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

Monsanto-Research Dept (Genetic Engineering) Publicity Dept (Frenetic Engineering)

LEV Trump

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

'The following program contains original ideas of an educational nature and may not be suitable for all viewers. Discretion is advised.'

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

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News of the Day - Conciliatory attitude of those who called themselves 'Moderate Party'

'Tell me about it, buddy... I completely understand where you're coming from.'

Brexit

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

"I suspected barstool founder David Portnoy was racist."

The Good News about Michael Bloomberg Is That He Won't Bug You

'I don't like what you've done to my yala sign.'

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