Controversy Captains Mugs

'I don't want to talk about contraception. I'm more about misconception.'

"You're fired."

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

LEV Trump

'The following program contains original ideas of an educational nature and may not be suitable for all viewers. Discretion is advised.'

'There's a strong minimalist influence in this artist's work.' 'Good! The less there is of it, the better.'

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

"You mean you blame your failure in life on not having won the Irish Sweepstakes in 1970?"

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

Trump's Twitter Row

'I think I'll write it up for 'The Journal of Controversial Research'.'

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

"With the benefit of hindsight, do you feel it was wise to dedicate your first children's book to Hitler?"

"Sometimes it's so bleedin' hard to know who to vote for."

Save the Smallpox Virus t-shirt slogan

"Well, what I lack in cognitive thinking skills I more than make in moral flexibility."

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

Who should have been nominated to baseball's hall of fame 2013...

Limbaugh and the GOP.

'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.'

Face Trophies

Dinner Aboard an East-India Ship (After Cpt. Francis Marryat)

Anti-Vax: Death Cult