Contrarian City-lover T-Shirts

"Sure, it will be an eyesore, but after we build a lot of them, it'll fit right in!"

A man looks up at the earth

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Sick Building Syndrome

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Blok drives by New York City.

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

'He's always looking for an argument!'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

Guru Shifted Thinking

Between pub and bookie: 'Very sought-after position.'

I wonder what Pantone chips the artist used.

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

"Don't you shush us, mister! We're famous consultants!"

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

Right Here

Rocket Parking

Whipping Cream

'If everyone's thinking outside the box a man who thinks inside the box is bound to have the advantage.'

The Devil screeming hate speech through a megaphone called "tolerance" at a person holding up a sign that says "free speech"

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

Opposing viewpoint.

'I used to be a 'nut', but since I made millions in the market, I'm a 'contrarian'.'

"Stay together and follow my finger."

"Good news - they named the cockroach as the official city insect."