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"I don't like hearing happy stories."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Protest

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

Burning the Other

'He's always looking for an argument!'

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

Guru Shifted Thinking

"Don't you shush us, mister! We're famous consultants!"

Sunday School. Strange --- Apples were forbidden, but apparently fried foods were okay.

Whipping Cream

'We're looking for new, original thinkers...people who can think 'outside the box'...'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'If everyone's thinking outside the box a man who thinks inside the box is bound to have the advantage.'

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

The Devil screeming hate speech through a megaphone called "tolerance" at a person holding up a sign that says "free speech"

'I used to be a 'nut', but since I made millions in the market, I'm a 'contrarian'.'

Opposing viewpoint.

'I know we're supposed to flock together, but I want to see a different movie...'

Explorers discover the last contrarian without a podcast.

"Humbug! I don't believe that you can tell the future!"

"Actually, I'm from New Jersey. The nickname comes from thirty years in the textile business."

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

'If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.'

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

'You wonder what the world would have been like if you were never born?...'

'You say that like it's a BAD thing.'