Contrapuntal Connoisseur T-Shirts

'I've made spaghetti Johann - very good for contrapuntal work!'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Clown's In and Out Trays.

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

Clown Watercooler

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

Pizza and Related Searches.

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

'Your business plan needs work, I'm not feeling a tingle of moral remorse.'

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

"Keep back... I'm going to try reviving him with my hand buzzer!"

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

Paradise: Collection of wine

'Honey, I fear, to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'

"I'm in a love-hate relationship with money. I love it and I hate not having it."

clown trophies

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

"Mmmm... Let's see... Little cable cars...ah...ah...halfway to the...to the...aha! To the stars! ...I Left My Heart in San Francisco! Tony Bennett! Right?"

"We need to keep our banking separate from our pockets."

The Surrealists

Angels after hours.

Clancy: Good Idea

"You're right- things are funnier in threes."