Contradictory Pianist Pillows

Man Puts on Rubber Gloves to Play Piano

Concert Pianist.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Piano Recital

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"You're welcome."

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

"No aliens"

Piano Prompt

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

Ah Ha!

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

Pianist

'I thought your husband was a pianist.'

Giant man turns up at concert with grand piano in case.

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

Melody Cockroach.

Requiem

'Magazine, yes. Book, maybe. Musical dance - never in a million!'

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

The pint of a beer is a legacy from his early days as a pub pianist!

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'Always tell the truth, even if you do have to lie to do it.'

Super-modified grand piano.

Pianist Fraud

Singer and Pianist.