Artistic Contrarian Pillows

"I hate poems. They're boring and pretentious."

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

Protest

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

'He's always looking for an argument!'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

Guru Shifted Thinking

"Don't you shush us, mister! We're famous consultants!"

Whipping Cream

'We're looking for new, original thinkers...people who can think 'outside the box'...'

'If everyone's thinking outside the box a man who thinks inside the box is bound to have the advantage.'

The Devil screeming hate speech through a megaphone called "tolerance" at a person holding up a sign that says "free speech"

Speaker and crowd 'Think for yourself!', 'MAKE me!'

'I used to be a 'nut', but since I made millions in the market, I'm a 'contrarian'.'

'I don't know why other people pray in school, but I pray in school because I'm not supposed to.'

'When you said you're a contrarian, I just assumed you meant your investment style, Mr. Kobenz.'

'I know we're supposed to flock together, but I want to see a different movie...'

Explorers discover the last contrarian without a podcast.

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

"Humbug! I don't believe that you can tell the future!"

'Please welcome our first speaker who will discuss 'The Challenges of Globalisation'.'

"Actually, I'm from New Jersey. The nickname comes from thirty years in the textile business."

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'