Contradictory Pianist Mugs

Man Puts on Rubber Gloves to Play Piano

Concert Pianist.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

Piano Recital

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"You're welcome."

Piano Prompt

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

"No aliens"

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

Ah Ha!

'Nest, my impression of Beethoven's sonata inD major, of.31, no.2, as played by Humphrey Bogart.'

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

Pianist

'I thought your husband was a pianist.'

Giant man turns up at concert with grand piano in case.

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

'Magazine, yes. Book, maybe. Musical dance - never in a million!'

Melody Cockroach.

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

Requiem

The pint of a beer is a legacy from his early days as a pub pianist!

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

Super-modified grand piano.

'Always tell the truth, even if you do have to lie to do it.'

Pianist Fraud