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"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Jazz is Invented

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Draw your own path."

Lockdown casserole

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

Remember to lash from the outside!

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'Propane ran out.'

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

I get my ideas on sale...

"Now give me something intimate to say."

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

The Art of Bantering!

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Pyramid Skiers