Contract Conundrum Navigator Pillows

A cozy pillow featuring a witty design for the contract conundrum navigator makes a thoughtful gift—perfect for their office or relaxing space, blending comfort with cleverness.

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'I should have read the pre-nup more carefully,'

'I should have read the pre-nup more carefully,' mockup

'I should have read the pre-nup more carefully,'

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'Pick a contract...any contract!' mockup

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

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'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.' mockup

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

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'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.' mockup

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

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"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns." mockup

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

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'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.' mockup

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

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"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …" mockup

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

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You Know You're Old When...

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"Has our apologist been alerted?" mockup

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

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'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?' mockup

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

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'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.' mockup

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

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'He heard the question, Reverend. He's sleeping on it.'

'He heard the question, Reverend. He's sleeping on it.' mockup

'He heard the question, Reverend. He's sleeping on it.'

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"I was hoping we could avoid the middleman"

"I was hoping we could avoid the middleman" mockup

"I was hoping we could avoid the middleman"

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"His cell is a TV remote, his diplomas are elevator inspections, his computer's an Etch-a-Sketch -- but his contract's iron clad."

"His cell is a TV remote, his diplomas are elevator inspections, his computer's an Etch-a-Sketch -- but his contract's iron clad." mockup

"His cell is a TV remote, his diplomas are elevator inspections, his computer's an Etch-a-Sketch -- but his contract's iron clad."

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"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer." mockup

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

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"This is Brad. If there's a loophole, he'll find it."

"This is Brad. If there's a loophole, he'll find it." mockup

"This is Brad. If there's a loophole, he'll find it."

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'Can I interest you in insuring against your insurance not paying out?'

'Can I interest you in insuring against your insurance not paying out?' mockup

'Can I interest you in insuring against your insurance not paying out?'

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'It is a standard contract - sign at the bottom. The first clause forbids you to read any of the others!'

'It is a standard contract - sign at the bottom. The first clause forbids you to read any of the others!' mockup

'It is a standard contract - sign at the bottom. The first clause forbids you to read any of the others!'

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A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

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"It's more than just a mattress. It's a great place to rest your weary assets."

"It's more than just a mattress. It's a great place to rest your weary assets." mockup

"It's more than just a mattress. It's a great place to rest your weary assets."

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'If you wish to retain my rock star client's talents you're going to need to pay a rock star price.'

'If you wish to retain my rock star client's talents you're going to need to pay a rock star price.' mockup

'If you wish to retain my rock star client's talents you're going to need to pay a rock star price.'

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'Sorry, absolutely no exceptions.' mockup

'Sorry, absolutely no exceptions.'

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'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.' mockup

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

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"My last dog always too a right there." mockup

"My last dog always too a right there."

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"Kid, you're going to have to make a choice."

"Kid, you're going to have to make a choice." mockup

"Kid, you're going to have to make a choice."

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'Sold my soul to the devil, but held on to the intellectual property rights.'

'Sold my soul to the devil, but held on to the intellectual property rights.' mockup

'Sold my soul to the devil, but held on to the intellectual property rights.'

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'I'm a writer. Boilerplate.'

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Detour Sign

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'No, and I mean it! You think I've forgotten what happened last time you borrowed one?'

'No, and I mean it! You think I've forgotten what happened last time you borrowed one?' mockup

'No, and I mean it! You think I've forgotten what happened last time you borrowed one?'

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Car navigation

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'Don't you guys ever read? That contract is void in case of male pattern baldness!'

'Don't you guys ever read? That contract is void in case of male pattern baldness!' mockup

'Don't you guys ever read? That contract is void in case of male pattern baldness!'

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"There. Now it's all on paper. Feel better?"

"There. Now it's all on paper. Feel better?" mockup

"There. Now it's all on paper. Feel better?"

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Labyrinth of bureaucracy

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'Naturally, the list of those of us receiving law degrees would be in small print.'

'Naturally, the list of those of us receiving law degrees would be in small print.' mockup

'Naturally, the list of those of us receiving law degrees would be in small print.'

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Contract Conundrum Navigator Pillows Collection

Contract Conundrum Navigator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the contract conundrum navigator—witty, clever designs that brighten their morning routine.

Contract Conundrum Navigator Prints

Browse our stylish prints that celebrate the knack for solving contractual puzzles—great for decorating a workspace or creative area.

Contract Conundrum Navigator T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts that capture the sharp wit of the contract conundrum navigator—ideal for making a humorous statement.