Contractual Conundrum Lover Pillows

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"His cell is a TV remote, his diplomas are elevator inspections, his computer's an Etch-a-Sketch -- but his contract's iron clad."

'Can I interest you in insuring against your insurance not paying out?'

Of course my love is unconditional! We put it in the pre-nup, remember?

"By opening this cookie you are agreeing to whatever terms..."

'It is a standard contract - sign at the bottom. The first clause forbids you to read any of the others!'

Tunnel of love - 'Now about this pre-nuptial agreement..'

Information. If you can't put toothpaste back in the tube, how did it get there in the first place?

'See, you misread it - it's void where prohibited by lou!'

Confusion Reigns Over Contracts

'Pinky swear doesn't cut it anymore. My attorney has a few documents for you to sign.'

'Don't you guys ever read? That contract is void in case of male pattern baldness!'

If People Believed in Heaven and Hell

'Sure we can get you in a new car. The trick will be for you to try to get out of it.'

I need to take some bereavement time off. "Bereavement time"? Let me check

Just kidding, we don't really reject you for not reading all those terms of service agreements.

"Have you tried our new Postman flavor?"

Philosophy Department.

'Sir, we've been out-loop holed.'

Woman tries to drink wine whilst wearing a face mask.

'Darling...a prenup how wonderful!'

'The break clause in section three concerns me. What do you mean by 'On a whim with little/no warning'?'

"Four closure - think of it as a number with bad credit."

'You have 90 days to fix the problem, or we'll fix it, and mail you the bill!'

Two Devils Befriending an Angel.