Love Contract Enthusiast Pillows

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'Darling...a prenup how wonderful!'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Dialogue

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

Love Birds love just being together

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

Whale Romance

You make me want to be a better bum.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

"Sign our updated non-compete agreement. It now includes nasty comments on social media."

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

Cupid

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

Dreaming of Love

"You complete me, Barbara."

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

A man forming a heart symbol with his hands

Woman carrying a love heart

'So, what are the terms of use?'

'Are you kidding? Of course I take this woman - wouldn't you???'

Dream man.

Two men toasting

Love Birds love loving each other

You are cordially invited...

Suggestions/Terms and Conditions