Contracts Enthusiast Pillows

'Everything is pro bono after the first 100 grand.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

"I like your thinking Steve. Hiding the contract loopholes under the staples is brilliant."

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in the contract clearly states ...'

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

"Sign our updated non-compete agreement. It now includes nasty comments on social media."

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'There's no use complaining, clause 34 section 67 of your contract says '...and any other duties as outlined by your manager'.'

Don't forget to read the small print.

We agreed that your contract was too complicated so we redrafted it to cover your new responsibilities...

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

"Perfect! Since our company's motto is 'transparency,' make the contract's fine print light gray against white."

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

"Norman doesn't like any loose ends in his contracts, he likes everything tied up tight...it can be a problem..."

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract..."

"You misread the terms of your employment. Your probation period is 6 years, not 6 months."

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'