Contraceptive Supporter Pillows

Safe Sex

Window Treatment

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

New arrival

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

Nutritional Supplements.

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

Patient jumps out of window.

'Mr. Figgs - any door with doctor on it - knock-go in-smile-sit down-poor out your woes.'

Proud Mum.

Rishi Sunak

'They're not reliable.'

"Why don't you let me be the judge of what is or isn't normal."

"I never realized trying to have a baby would mean replacing the soft music and candlelight with an ovulation strip, a thermometer, and a starter pistol."

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

Freud's Bar: Introspection Hour.

'My claustrophobia is getting wrong.'

Lab Rat Rehab.

'Don't be silly mum, the morning after pill doesn't work 14 years after conception.'

"I just get the feeling nobody cares what I have to say."

Therapy dog

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

'When I close my eyes I can almost forget that I'm...I can't even say it...a horse

"How are the anti-depressants working?"