Contemporary Lifestyle Aficionado Pillows

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use

"I shop, therefore I am."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

Champagne Charlie.

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

'New money or old money?'

The News in Capsule Form.

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

Garden of Earthly Delights

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'