Contemplative Patriot Gifts

The American flag

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

Scars and Bars

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Veterans Day US

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

American Venn diagram

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Trump Bird

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"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 9

Stars and Stripes bleeding out

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

"But first, our national anthem."

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Barack Obama Loves America

I could have tinkered with it forever, but at some point you have to stop and call art finished.

"I never let me bookkeepers forget, I'm a patriot first."

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

Rule Britannia!

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

'In accordance with the Patriot Act, we find the accused guilty of unspecified acts.'

"I'm glad you got to meet some of my heroes, Katie..."

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."