Contemplative Patriot T-Shirts

Dress your patriotic contemplative in a t-shirt that combines humor with heartfelt patriotism—ideal for those who enjoy expressing their love for country in a thoughtful, stylish way.

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The American flag

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"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

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Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side. mockup

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

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"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason." mockup

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

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An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie mockup

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

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Scars and Bars

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"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!" mockup

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

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Veterans Day US

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'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!' mockup

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

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The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream. mockup

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

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American Venn diagram

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"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?" mockup

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

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Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today! mockup

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

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Trump Bird

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"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!" mockup

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

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Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia. mockup

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

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Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People mockup

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

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'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.' mockup

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

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"I never let me bookkeepers forget, I'm a patriot first."

"I never let me bookkeepers forget, I'm a patriot first." mockup

"I never let me bookkeepers forget, I'm a patriot first."

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Stars and Stripes bleeding out

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"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?" mockup

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"

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"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale." mockup

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

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"But first, our national anthem." mockup

"But first, our national anthem."

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'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!' mockup

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

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