Contemplative Traveler T-Shirts

'The road to Nirvana: 'Am I there yet? Huh? Am I? Huh? Am I there yet? Huh?'

Somewhere, anywhere, nowhere.

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Map of the human brain

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

The Thinker?

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

Mental baggage, a brain with a handle for easy carrying.

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

"Remarkable... a near infinite expanse of water and sky..." "Impressive water bowl!"

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

'Couldn't you plant your tree before you fly?'

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

Lost: leaf.

'I've been working on my asceticism and self-denial for twenty years now -- could I go down to Las Vegas to test them?'

Witch's broom with a luggage compartment.

'Do you think there's anything after death?'

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

Man watching sunset trapped in net: 'I was captured by the moment.'

Farewell to the travellers

Time is like an hourglass: today is short.

"All I have is tofu."

A guru offers a fainting couch to a man.

Mountaintop Shopping Cart

Climber to guru: 'Where's the outrage?'